2005-06-23 | Sorry this wasn't funny in the least bit.
2005-06-05 | Kofi is mighty-mighty.
2005-06-02 | He found me out!
2005-05-25 | Return of the Elanith!
2005-05-14 | -
2005-05-11 | And this horse and man only have two hours to live!!
2005-05-03 | Blade III: the review.
2005-05-01 | *bwarP*
2005-04-30 | I love stand up.
2005-04-29 | Perverted French.
2005-04-24 | Amityville Horror
2005-04-22 | Dream job.
2005-04-20 | Sung to the tune of Lamb Chop's favorite tune.
2005-04-18 | Life's good.
2005-04-15 | Bastards.
2005-04-14 | My leg is sooooo asleep.
2005-04-05 | Boo on today!
2005-04-04 | Clams
2005-04-02 | Missin Yooooouu
2005-03-31 | Back from the dead.
2005-03-28 | Wisdom teeth.
2005-03-26 | This was from yesterday :)
2005-03-25 | Roasting and Ron Whiteness
2005-03-24 | Would you buy those?
2005-03-16 | Drooly the Wonder Cat
2005-03-14 | Take that and suck it, wimpy-ass football/baseball players.
2005-03-13 | Best dream ever!
2005-03-12 | Yumm-ay!
2005-03-08 | Everybody should speak !Kung!
2005-03-05 | Right handed dumbasses unite!
2005-03-03 | Joy to the world.
2005-03-02 | I hate people who take naked pictures of old fat guys.
2005-02-27 | Constantine can beat up your mom.
2005-02-23 | Boos and Yays of the Day.
2005-02-22 | I got new under-bloomers today!
2005-02-20 | Rain, rain, this is the day you should come back.
2005-02-17 | Influenza sounds better.
2005-02-12 | Shiny bacne...YEEAH!
2005-02-12 | Warm fuzzle-lies.
2005-02-08 | Things you never wanted to know about me.
2005-02-08 | 8 freaking marimbas in there!
2005-02-07 | Bawls.
2005-02-04 | I'm not gaining any wisdom here!
2005-02-03 | The aerodynamics of poo.
2005-02-02 | Smile and wave, you're on Dumbass TV.
2005-02-01 | Stupid saliva.
2005-01-31 | I <3 toilet seat covers.
2005-01-30 | I love yiddish.
2005-01-29 | Went to see my friend's younger sister's play tonight...
2005-01-29 | More adventures in seating arrangements!
2005-01-28 | Read my BABOON anecdote you dastardly pukes.
2005-01-27 | Harold to the Kumarizzle.
2005-01-27 | Harold to the Kumarizzle.
2005-01-26 | *sniff* We'll miss you H to the BO!
2005-01-24 | AHHHH! The Ex...duhn duhn duhn!
2005-01-24 | Talking adds: More ways to waste money!
2005-01-23 | Slanderishness is oh so fun.
2005-01-22 | Goddammit!
2005-01-17 | HEADLINE: Tight Pants Save the Day Once Again!
2005-01-17 | What I heard from the living room...
2005-01-17 | A turd, I tell you.
2005-01-16 | TMNT!!!
2005-01-15 | You're not a virgin, even if you've only had...
2005-01-14 | Apocalypse Now: Cereal Edition
2005-01-13 | Christian Parenti
2005-01-12 | White Pass...so many hot snowboarders....*drool*
2005-01-12 | Suddenly obsessed with non-model models.
2005-01-11 | This should be interesting (I hope).
2005-01-08 | I loveth my weird little kitten.
2005-01-06 | I am soooo like totally like smart.
2005-01-05 | dead people!
2005-01-03 | First day of Winter quarter...female genitalia can bite.
2005-01-02 | Hmmm...do I want to know?
2005-01-01 | Closer
2005-01-01 | New Years 2005/Shaun of the Dead + Me = Love
2004-12-30 | I'm baaaaa-aaaack.
2004-12-09 | Mwahahah Hawaii here I come!
2004-12-09 | Finals...woop-de-doo
2004-12-07 | The Onion is goodness.
2004-12-05 | Holy crapfuck, Batman.
2004-12-03 | Rehashing until the cows come home
2004-12-01 | One and half years gone down the drain.
2004-11-24 | Bridget Jones is my personal goddess
2004-11-23 | Drawn Together
2004-11-22 | Help!!
2004-11-16 | Pink burnyness
2004-11-15 | Posessed TV
2004-11-11 | -
2004-11-03 | I know you're sick of election shit but if you don't read this, you just may die.
2004-10-29 | Do your nipple rings like to party?
2004-10-28 | Teabags!
2004-10-28 | Shat in the Hat
2004-10-26 | My worst nightmare:
2004-10-24 | Funness in Capital Forest, once again.
2004-10-22 | Crash and James Spader...ooh la la.
2004-10-19 | Flat tires are most definitely not funny anymore.
2004-10-18 | Could I have some more sleep, sir?
2004-10-18 | Sqwooshing two entries together.
2004-10-16 | l'examen de francais
2004-10-15 | Poop debates.
2004-10-13 | Cadaver!!!
2004-10-12 | -
2004-10-12 | Full House daddy gets dirty!
2004-10-10 | I *heart* eggs! They make it all possible.
2004-10-06 | You know you wanna make me happy!!
2004-10-06 | New and improved! Ribbed Middle Easterners!
2004-10-04 | Penguins in the Sahara, oh my!
2004-10-03 | MY pizza!
2004-10-03 | Puyallup times two!
2004-10-02 | Bvitamins
2004-09-29 | Close My Eyes
2004-09-29 | Taxes are always a hoot.
2004-09-27 | Baba and Laqueefa
2004-09-26 | Alleyway shenanigans!
2004-09-24 | Pee times two!
2004-09-22 | Elmo gets a looksie loo!
2004-09-20 | First day over with!!
2004-09-20 | Egg rolls: Part Deux
2004-09-20 | College! AHHHH!!
2004-09-19 | Bleeding eyes.
2004-09-19 | Geeks, Wannabes and Whorebags! Oh my!
2004-09-17 | Yaaaay no stepmonster!!
2004-09-15 | Doom!!
2004-09-14 | Birthday boy!
2004-09-12 | Holy scrap metal, Batman!
2004-09-08 | I like big cantaloupes.
2004-09-07 | How to annoy the crap out of me:
2004-09-04 | Rant...don't read.
2004-09-02 | Caves!!
2004-08-31 | Everyone Poops critique.
2004-08-30 | Rules of Attraction= depressingly funny dirty artsy college movie.
2004-08-27 | Licensed to Kill.
2004-08-26 | ...is when we finally got to the end.
2004-08-24 | Egg rolls make me all hot and bothered.
2004-08-22 | Yay for happy people :)
2004-08-18 | AVP and fondling at the Drive-in!
2004-08-17 | My kinda man!
2004-08-15 | I forgot all about this...
2004-08-15 | My grandparents said I should come to Africa with them.
2004-08-14 | The road trip home from Montana got a teensy bit boring.
2004-08-12 | Montana, montana!!
2004-08-03 | Homey don't play that game.
2004-08-02 | I HATE PEOPLE.
2004-08-01 | My night at the drive and no, I do not watch Passions.
2004-07-30 | An angry entry concerning a waste of my time:
2004-07-29 | Ahhhh it's an SUV massacre!! Oh no, wait, they're just asleep!
2004-07-27 | New York, New York...what a fun 4 hour bus ride.
2004-07-26 | Eau de Outhouse
2004-07-24 | How would one aquire this smell?
2004-07-23 | I'm baaaaack! Run for cover!
2004-07-13 | Off to Mary-land I go!!
2004-07-12 | Penis-y goodness.
2004-07-12 | ...then he exploded.
2004-07-11 | Alphabet Game >:oP
2004-07-11 | DipnDots
2004-07-09 | I hope those aren't Firestone...
2004-07-09 | Not touring til September goddammit.
2004-07-06 | Do YOU know what you're putting on your lips?
2004-06-30 | Celsius 9/11
2004-06-30 | poop.
2004-06-29 | My boyfriend's back and he...blah blah blah what's that song?
2004-06-28 | Angelina Jolie dies!! Oh wait I just gave away the ending!
2004-06-27 | I might have to try that dodging traffic thing.
2004-06-26 | I'm good at stress.
2004-06-26 | Bananarama.
2004-06-25 | Elanacard
2004-06-24 | Procrastination rocks my socks.
2004-06-24 | A story in which trying to scare people ends badly.
2004-06-19 | HELP!!!
2004-06-19 | That darn cat.
2004-06-17 | Sir Cold Sore-inghamshire at your service!
2004-06-15 | The lickability of Vin Diesel is at the 90% mark today.
2004-06-15 | I went to Stupid Saturday and it was...stupid.
2004-06-14 | Tom Brown Jr. rocks my cock.
2004-06-13 | Why do all the good things happen to evil people?
2004-06-12 | Ewww.
2004-06-11 | Right now, I wish I was...graduating.
2004-06-08 | Woo! I finally finished my tribal scarring paper!
2004-06-05 | Floppy uterus!!
2004-06-05 | It's about time!
2004-06-02 | When does the vehix guy get time to take a dump?
2004-06-01 | Buenos Nachos! *yum*
2004-05-31 | Yay for finishing stuff! Now I have to go START stuff! BOOO!
2004-05-30 | Ahahahahahaah!!
2004-05-28 | Be like Billy! Learn your manners! (yay Almost Live!)
2004-05-28 | Astronomy pastromi.
2004-05-25 | My tonsils are growing hair!!
2004-05-25 | Coming out roses.
2004-05-24 | Manhandling sea creatures.
2004-05-22 | Montana can suck my ass.
2004-05-21 | I Got You Babe.
2004-05-18 | Do Klingons use Kleenex?
2004-05-17 | B'I'm snick.
2004-05-12 | Oh, you slay me!
2004-05-10 | Mondays can suck my ass.
2004-05-10 | Pounding headaches are a hoot!
2004-05-03 | Well I had quite the scare this morning!
2004-05-02 | BORING ALERT!
2004-04-29 | I need hugs.
2004-04-26 | What is the world coming to?
2004-04-23 | I'm baaaaack!
2004-04-11 | *sniffle*
2004-04-10 | I *heart* my school (even if I am going nowhere).
2004-04-09 | Today: Part Deux.
2004-04-07 | Today: Part Deux.
2004-04-07 | Another great start for the day!
2004-04-04 | Cock Rockage.
2004-04-02 | Not so daily thought...
2004-04-01 | *hoooooocckkkpooey*
2004-03-29 | HELP!!
2004-03-28 | Damn you sausages!
2004-03-27 | Stupid coathangers.
2003-03-27 | Picking my nose makes my sneeze.
2003-03-25 | Mmm...unnatural flavoring.
2004-03-23 | In my hand I say!
2004-03-22 | *yawn*
2004-03-18 | If you're easily insulted, I would hope you would know not to read my journal by now.
2004-03-16 | I *heart* softcore porn.
2004-03-16 | I love Elena!!
2004-03-14 | I'm still sick but I'm entitled to go out!
2004-03-13 | Woowoo snot!
2004-03-11 | What's YOUR secret ingredient?
2004-03-08 | Mmmm...cardiac arrest.
2004-03-08 | I can't catch a break!
2004-03-07 | I'm so tired I could...sleep really really well.
2004-03-07 | I'm so tired I could...sleep really really well.
2004-03-05 | I wanna be in Hawaii!!
2004-03-04 | Maul me, baby.
2004-03-03 | Fuck trucks!
2004-03-03 | Bitchbusters part deux!
2004-03-02 | Bitchbusters!
2004-02-29 | TV + me =love
2004-02-28 | I'm trying to win the title of Queen Procrastinator from Lena.
2004-02-26 | I wonder if you can do the same thing with fudgsicles!
2004-02-25 | I'm going to outlaw any hour before noon.
2004-02-24 | Would you care to go into the meat packing industry?
2004-02-24 | I am the champion VirusMaster. Bow down!
2004-02-24 | Rassling equals hurtyness.
2004-02-23 | Maybe I should stop reading!
2004-02-23 | Marcy Playground gets some props!
2004-02-22 | I want a horsey!! Pleeeease?!
2004-02-20 | Every sexual act you commit kills a kitten.
2004-02-19 | Adventures in little kid puking stories.
2004-02-18 | Nurse Commision
2004-02-16 | I looked like a zombie that just got punched in the eye.
2004-02-15 | Woo V-day! Not.
2004-02-13 | Strike 3!
2004-02-12 | Who ate my kitties?!
2004-02-10 | "Oh did you poor your cement?"
2004-02-10 | Stupid delicious hot pizza.
2004-02-08 | Ashton Kutcher Vs. Old Pedophile?
2004-02-07 | At the Corner of Denial and Really Really Weird.
2004-02-06 | Next time on Dream House: Does the hobo want the graffiti under the bridge to stay or go?
2004-02-05 | I'm gonna have night terrors!
2004-02-03 | Damn you, Bounty!
2004-02-02 | Why Mr. Planter, I do declare!
2004-02-02 | Irony is a harsh mistress.
2004-01-31 | Aussie Mchothot.
2004-01-30 | I'll pop YOUR taste buds!
2004-01-30 | Dryer, dryer, go away and come back some other day!
2004-01-30 | Daddy's adventures in underwear!
2004-01-28 | To quote me:
2004-01-27 | I need to calm down.
2004-01-25 | My nonsensical movie reviews!
2004-01-24 | The redneck/animal carcass convention!
2004-01-22 | Speedmomster
2004-01-21 | My bad habit: American idol and television in general
2004-01-21 | Kissin in the parkin lot!
2004-01-19 | Grrr.
2004-01-19 | If it bleeds, it leads.
2004-01-19 | If it bleeds, it leads.
2004-01-19 | If it bleeds, it leads.
2004-01-18 | Jockin the bitches.
2004-01-17 | Yo mama!
2004-01-14 | I gots the bluuuues!
2004-01-11 | Crap-o-rama!
2004-01-10 | MUCHO FUNNO!
2004-01-08 | Kiss me you fool!
2004-01-08 | I wish I could talk without it HURTING!
2004-01-07 | *endless string of cuss words*
2004-01-07 | Dese nuts!
2004-01-04 | Me like to waste time!
2004-01-03 | I see a nosebleed in the near future...
2004-01-01 | First time on the computer since I got back!
2003-12-29 | :p
2003-12-26 | *screams bloody murder*
2003-12-24 | Let's play 'I hate it when...'
2003-12-23 | *AHHHHH*
2003-12-21 | $@%@$#&%#$!!!
2003-12-19 | Julia Stiles can kiss my soon to be sunburned ass.
2003-12-18 | Oh the quietness of it all!
2003-12-13 | hiiii there little lady
2003-12-13 | :P
2003-12-12 | Eggnog baby!
2003-12-10 | Yo bizzizzatches!
2003-12-09 | Special delivery...here's the bird!
2003-12-07 | *faints*
2003-12-05 | *sigh*
2003-12-04 | That uh french dude...
2003-12-03 | You and your anal leakage!
2003-12-03 | Uh oh spaghetti-o!
2003-12-01 | Heehee.
2003-11-29 | Very true!
2003-11-28 | That's right, bizzizzatch!
2003-11-27 | GRRR!
2003-11-26 | I'd like to give a shout out to my cats!
2003-11-25 | *chicka chicka bow wow*
2003-11-23 | And the apocalypse begins...
2003-11-23 | You can't spell funeral without 'FUN'!
2003-11-23 | *gurgle*
2003-11-20 | *bloodcurdling scream*
2003-11-20 | *yawn*
2003-11-19 | Luck o' the Irish.
2003-11-18 | Higher education...ha.
2003-11-16 | :o/
2003-11-15 | I was looking for a new e-mail address...
2003-11-14 | Bloodsport! BLOODsport!! BLOODSPORT!!!
2003-11-13 | Hansel and the Evil Bitch!
2003-11-11 | *urp*
2003-11-10 | *gets all teary*
2003-11-09 | =D
2003-11-09 | It's 4 in the frickin AM goddammit!!
2003-11-08 | Don't read this! Consider yourself warned.
2003-11-06 | MWAHAHAH!
2003-11-06 | GRAWR!!
2003-11-04 | Woohoo yay lumber!
2003-11-04 | WOAH!
2003-11-03 | Grr!
2003-11-02 | *shakes head*
2003-11-01 | AHHHHHHHHHHH!
2003-10-31 | But you didn't know that...
2003-10-30 | *hack hack*
2003-10-28 | *sniff sniff*
2003-10-27 | My Halloween costume will be...
2003-10-27 | Ahhh dreams...
2003-10-26 | Don't let the Johnnie bugs bite!
2003-10-26 | Just so you know...
2003-10-26 | Pumpkin Prowl can kiss my pale white pumpkin!
2003-10-25 | =D
2003-10-24 | Woe is me.
2003-10-23 | Go! Now!
2003-10-22 | *swoon*
2003-10-22 | WOOHOO!
2003-10-21 | Plbft!
2003-10-20 | Pft.
2003-10-18 | I got this from the Onion:
2003-10-18 | Yet another cheery entry from Yours Truly!
2003-10-17 | Oh yeah bitch?? I'll toss YOUR cookies right back atcha!
2003-10-16 | Snickerdoodles!! Yum!
2003-10-16 | Accidents, masturbation and ebay!
2003-10-16 | Entirely yours..
2003-10-15 | I wish I was there...
2003-10-15 | Cooking tip of the day!
2003-10-13 | RoWr!
2003-10-13 | Aww!
2003-10-11 | Beat that, buster!
2003-10-10 | I haven't had any clever titles in a while...hmph.
2003-10-09 | Damn you!
2003-10-08 | eek.
2003-10-07 | *hiss*
2003-10-05 | FT!
2003-10-04 | Hrm.
2003-10-02 | Mysteries solved!
2003-09-29 | *hiss*
2003-09-28 | GRRR! Bark bark!!
2003-09-28 | *barf*
2003-09-28 | bleg!
2003-09-27 | AHH!
2003-09-24 | Grargh!
2003-09-23 | Harumph.
2003-09-23 | Pointless entry # 243245235
2003-09-22 | SHITLESS!
2003-09-19 | fweet!
2003-09-18 | Har har har.
2003-09-18 | Fuck you to hell, penis enlargment advertisers!
2003-09-16 | *shudder*
2003-09-16 | *sigh*
2003-09-16 | You have to...have!
2003-09-13 | You wanna make something of it?
2003-09-12 | HOOHOOHOO!
2003-09-11 | Gr.
2003-09-09 | I have a tummy ache! Stay away from me!
2003-09-09 | Don't read this. It's not worth it.
2003-09-08 | *sigh*
2003-09-07 | I'm gonna kick my ass.
2003-09-05 | Another party tomorrow! Woohoo!
2003-09-05 | Ouch!
2003-09-04 | Woe is me.
2003-09-03 | *hiss*
2003-09-02 | Erm...
2003-09-01 | Food poisoning is really nice to wake up to!
2003-08-30 | *ahem*
2003-08-30 | For fuck's sake!!
2003-08-29 | You'll be buying my product in the near future. You'll see.
2003-08-27 | Here's some advice:
2003-08-27 | EUGghghhH
2003-08-26 | meep.
2003-08-25 | I don't get it.
2003-08-22 | Scientific Analysis by Whiny Wuss:
2003-08-22 | I Dream of Shaney.
2003-08-19 | A momentous day!!
2003-08-18 | Ah, fun in the sun.
2003-08-18 | He punched my BUTT!!! *whiiine*
2003-08-16 | AHHHH NOOOO!
2003-08-16 | Unexplained Mysteries
2003-08-15 | I must be smart if I have a Brown Uni sticker on my car!
2003-08-13 | Hooohooohoo! You're in trooooouble!!
2003-08-12 | Unsatisfied Country(wo)man: Part Deux
2003-08-12 | BORING! DON'T READ!
2003-08-11 | MaHa! I caught you Ed!!
2003-08-10 | Yay onions!
2003-08-10 | Can you say S-L-A-C-K-E-R?
2003-08-09 | Oh my god, Becca. Look at her butt.
2003-08-09 | :o{
2003-08-07 | I'll get you and your little penis too.
2003-08-06 | If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!
2003-08-06 | 8oP***
2003-08-05 | Woohoohoo!
2003-08-04 | *music appropriate for secret-revealing* DUHN DUHN DUHN!
2003-08-04 | I don't see dentistry in my future.
2003-08-04 | OOOH BUURN!
2003-08-02 | BAGSYDGYGAYJ!!! (yay i spelled bags and gay accidentally!)
2003-07-31 | I wrote this last night/this morning...
2003-07-31 | My kinda professional!
2003-07-30 | Obvious Lesson #1 from Yours Boobily:
2003-07-30 | mwaaahvies.
2003-07-29 | I need a drink. (Oh the irony!)
2003-07-27 | Reisens! Eat 'em up!
2003-07-27 | Hi whore! Hi whore! Hi whore! The dairy-o!
2003-07-27 | Gayness=Orgasmness
2003-07-26 | Dear Motherfucker letters.
2003-07-25 | You know it's gonna be a good day when...
2003-07-24 | *seizure*
2003-07-23 | Are midgets smaller in China?
2003-07-22 | I have a stomach ache! Hold me!
2003-07-22 | I think I'm spoiled.
2003-07-20 | Weeeird.
2003-07-19 | Owee.
2003-07-19 | "Ah no! You crapped in your pants last time you did that!!" -Me.
2003-07-16 | I just made up a religion!
2003-07-16 | Gurghel.
2003-07-15 | Ponderance of the day:
2003-07-15 | Oh I don't feel so hot...
2003-07-14 | *bangs head against keyboard*
2003-07-14 | Yesss.
2003-07-13 | oooooh i'm druuuunk....nooot
2003-07-12 | Today I:
2003-07-11 | -
2003-07-11 | *cringes*
2003-07-10 | jklgHjgLKdgisu (creative title, huh?!)
2003-07-10 | HOT SEX! (Yes that is a cheap ploy to get you to read this.)
2003-07-09 | *bLaRp*
2003-07-08 | It's damn hard to be different here.
2003-07-08 | *cries*
2003-07-07 | I'm in love with an elevator!
2003-07-06 | I need a massage!
2003-07-06 | Wishy washy quote of the day:
2003-07-06 | I can't seem to get it through my thick skull!
2003-07-05 | Bagels with schmear!
2003-07-05 | How bold of you!!!
2003-07-04 | Tip of the Day:
2003-07-04 | *ralphs*
2003-07-04 | Lesson #1 on How To Be Classy:
2003-07-03 | *hiss*
2003-07-02 | Deja Vu Up The Caboose.
2003-07-01 | Seattle!
2003-06-30 | *terrified scream*
2003-06-29 | I'm just one huge pain in the ass.
2003-06-28 | *wheeze*
2003-06-27 | My sister just said "SHIT SHIT SHIT!"
2003-06-27 | I'll kill you TNN!!
2003-06-27 | A few of my least favorite things!
2003-06-26 | What would YOU rather sleep with?
2003-06-26 | Ew what's that smell?
2003-06-26 | The Apocalypse is coming!
2003-06-26 | Everyone hates me!
2003-06-25 | Shrinky Dink!
2003-06-25 | I was in a wet T-shirt contest and I won!
2003-06-25 | This'll teach me never to brush my teeth again!
2003-06-25 | Chicken Butt!
2003-06-24 | -
2003-06-24 | Eat your heart out Siskel! Oh no wait, you're DEAD!
2003-06-23 | Darting eyes like a madman.
2003-06-23 | Tip of the day from Yours Truly:
2003-06-22 | When anyone yells...
2003-06-22 | What I'm most greatful for...
2003-06-22 | PLBTH!
2003-06-21 | The only thing creepier than Eminem's yearbook picture...
2003-06-21 | Holy Bajeezus!
2003-06-20 | Harumph.
2003-06-20 | Will someone please do me a favor?
2003-06-20 | I'm such an angelic genius.
2003-06-19 | Yet another familial quote:
2003-06-19 | Random Familial Quote From Today
2003-06-19 | I feel betrayed!
2003-06-18 | AHHH!
2003-06-18 | All ends well as long as there's lots of killing.
2003-06-17 | Random quote from today:
2003-06-17 | short description here!
2003-06-16 | You yellow bellied, lily livered varmint.
2003-06-11 | *cringe*
2003-06-11 | My name backwards is Anale.
2003-06-10 | Did anyone else eat way too much crappy pizza last night?
2003-06-09 | 5 Telltale Signs Its 7 In the Friggin' AM and You Still Haven't Friggin' Gone To Friggin' Bed Yet
2003-06-09 | Beetlegeuse Beetlegeuse Beetlegeuse!
2003-06-08 | PENIS!
2003-06-08 | This day will live in infamy.
2003-06-06 | 7 days. That's right, I said it.
2003-06-05 | Tis only a flesh wound!
2003-06-05 | Cracked Actor
2003-06-04 | Gurgh.
2003-06-04 | What did I just do?
2003-06-03 | Why Hello, Mr. Fancypants!
2003-06-03 | fffttttttt!
2003-06-03 | *HISS*
2003-06-02 | *clears throat*
2003-06-02 | My new mantra is...
2003-05-30 | Everytime I flush the toilet, I think of...
2003-05-30 | haaahaaa
2003-05-29 | *bangs head against keyboard* kjglkKUTjkg
2003-05-29 | Oh dear.
2003-05-28 | Wanna hear something pathetic? I know you do!
2003-05-28 | 5 Things I Want:
2003-05-27 | 5 Reasons that I should get The Hugest Dork in the Universe Award:
2003-05-27 | *dorkoramus*
2003-05-27 | Dirty Diapers! EW! They have nothing to do with this entry.
2003-05-27 | Angry Rants Backwards R Us!
2003-05-27 | School of hard cocks!
2003-05-26 | *HoAGh*
2003-05-26 | *scrunches up face*
2003-05-26 | Walking, talking cliches are fun!
2003-05-26 | *spews*
2003-05-22 | *Yawn, goddamit, YAWN!*
2003-05-22 | I apologize in advance. *cough* boooring *cough*
2003-05-21 | I am now One with powered sugar.
2003-05-20 | ATTENTION: I'm a HYPOCHONDRIAC!
2003-05-20 | Sometimes my nipples wink.
2003-05-19 | Joe! I say, JOE!
2003-05-18 | Banged in the dumper! Ow!
2003-05-18 | One day I'm gonna use these to feed our babies.
2003-05-15 | Things I actually want:
2003-05-15 | Loot I've gotten so far:
2003-05-15 | Warm fuzzies!
2003-05-14 | I think I'll become religious so I can blame everything on god.
2003-05-14 | Catfish *backwards R* Us
2003-05-14 | Stupid #$%@&%$ Halle Berry!
2003-05-13 | 10 Cadbury Eggs for only one dollah at Grocery Outlet!
2003-05-13 | "Hasta la Pasta?"
2003-05-12 | MOO!
2003-05-11 | Only in Olympia...
2003-05-10 | My immortal last words:
2003-05-10 | I admit it!! I'm addicted to punk'd! Screw you!
2003-05-09 | By 'thing' he means penis.
2003-05-08 | I CANNOT catch a break in life! EVER!
2003-05-08 | I had a dream...!
2003-05-07 | This makes me love onions!
2003-05-07 | 200th entry! Everybody needs to throw extra secret surprise parties for me now!
2003-05-06 | I must have this on a shirt!
2003-05-06 | How creeped out am I by the Amber Alert system?
2003-05-05 | Long like my (imaginary) Schlong!
2003-05-04 | -
2003-05-04 | Questions about life, the universe. Or rather, question.
2003-05-04 | GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
2003-05-03 | Fun Stuff to do on Rainy Days and Nights!
2003-05-03 | And his nostrils raped!
2003-05-02 | Broke her hip and shattered her Olympic dream...for Porn Princess!
2003-05-01 | Numbness, Numbness, Go Away and Don't Come Back Some Other Day
2003-04-30 | Can you say KAR-MA?
2003-04-30 | Mayor of Munchkinville!
2003-04-29 | Ah the joys of life!
2003-04-29 | Be my little chimney sweeper.
2003-04-28 | Oh! He's urinating on me!
2003-04-27 | Let's make whoopee in my butt!
2003-04-25 | *GASP* Crackwhores are sneaky!
2003-04-24 | Boy, I'm sure comin' up in the world!
2003-04-23 | Signs that Spring is in the Air.
2003-04-22 | I'm one dangerous woman.
2003-04-22 | Miniseries, oh, miniseries.
2003-04-21 | Oh, the things I say!
2003-04-20 | Feed the children!!!! To the whales!!! Free Lincoln!
2003-04-18 | Highlights of my day.
2003-04-18 | GRRR!
2003-04-18 | *sickness induced delirium*
2003-04-16 | Convo that's going on right now!
2003-04-16 | I feel dirty!
2003-04-15 | Just wazzatched 8 Mile!
2003-04-15 | Did you just say what I thought you did?
2003-04-15 | I'm drowning in assholes!
2003-04-15 | Don't let the fuckers win!
2003-04-14 | Excorcist music is a MUST for gettin' it on.
2003-04-14 | Roo, Spider Poo and Manipoolation!
2003-04-14 | HA!
2003-04-13 | I slay myself.
2003-04-13 | Don't just sit there, bone something!
2003-04-12 | Woo!
2003-04-12 | I am officially the hugest dork EVER!
2003-04-11 | More carpenter ant adventures!
2003-04-11 | Oh, the things I say!
2003-04-11 | Be smart!
2003-04-10 | Ah the genius of commercials!
2003-04-09 | Matt Damon...
2003-04-09 | The Black Death
2003-04-09 | Masturbating bears are the BEST!
2003-04-08 | Burnt the shit out of them!
2003-04-08 | Phlegm for you and ME!
2003-04-07 | GIVE ME NAMES!
2003-04-07 | MINI MINI MINI!
2003-04-06 | Insane in the membrane!
2003-04-06 | Smell THIS!
2003-04-06 | Rockin shits!
2003-04-06 | My beautiful self!
2003-04-06 | Give me a B! Give me a O...NER!
2003-04-05 | I WANT MINI EMUS!
2003-04-04 | Nubby V-Necks?
2003-04-04 | It's fun to smear beans all over your face!
2003-04-04 | Arrrgh Matey!
2003-04-04 | Sherpa's rule!
2003-04-04 | "Burrow harder, Burrow deeper"
2003-04-04 | Dead gleaming evanescent drags!
2003-04-03 | !!!!
2003-04-02 | SUE THIS, BIZZATCH!
2003-04-02 | *runs around in circles screaming*
2003-04-02 | Memories, memories!
2003-04-01 | Steve Pool, you sold out!
2003-04-01 | Government+Ignorance=War
2003-04-01 | Tubular!
2003-04-01 | Toxic Ranch!
2003-04-01 | Too Many Quizzez!
2003-03-31 | ONE! Pronounced 'OWN'!
2003-03-31 | Quizzies!
2003-03-31 | The House of MY ASS!
2003-03-28 | WARNING: You may die from boredom if you read more than two sentences of this!
2003-03-27 | Carpenter Ants Can Kiss My Ass!
2003-03-26 | I have cooties! GIRL COOTIES!
2003-03-26 | Flabbergasted by Fast Food once again!
2003-03-26 | 10 Things People Didn't Enjoy Me Doing
2003-03-25 | Love Story For The Ages
2003-03-24 | I'll shave yours if you shave mine!
2003-03-24 | 'Dese Nuts
2003-03-23 | The Evils of Past Pulldate Food (or My Heartfelt Journey To Indigestion)
2003-03-22 | I dare one man to show they care.
2003-03-22 | Necro Booty
2003-03-22 | I should get paid for this (2)
2003-03-22 | Extended family can go blow themselves!
2003-03-22 | Thinking Pleasant Thoughts of How Many Places I Can Stab A Certain GUY!
2003-03-21 | Damn you, leg hair!
2003-03-21 | Death=Donuts
2003-03-20 | Hacky Sack Hacks
2003-03-19 | Teacher Awesomeness Signs
2003-03-18 | New Revolutionary Diet!
2003-03-18 | Obvious Comment of the Month
2003-03-18 | I should really stop getting asscrack pants.
2003-03-18 | What a rebel!
2003-03-18 | INTERESTING...
2003-03-17 | COCKBLOCK DAMMIT!
2003-03-17 | SLUT!
2003-03-16 | I am one sad sick bastard.
2003-03-16 | PLEASE!
2003-03-15 | His shiny blue suit is mesmerizing!
2003-03-15 | I'll run after you with a knife!
2003-03-15 | I KNOW HTML!
2003-03-15 | HOT PIECE O' MEAT!
2003-03-15 | Fish Odor Syndrome? FISH ODOR SYNDROME?!
2003-03-15 | I should get paid for this!
2003-03-15 | The Science of Eyeballs and Their Poppy-Outy-Ness
2003-03-15 | List for my horrid memory!
2003-03-14 | Bunny Poo For You
2003-03-14 | cuddles and smoochies
2003-03-14 | your sleep woes have been solved!
2003-03-13 | Spelling is for dumbasses
2003-03-13 | Rammstein's Greatest Hits
2003-03-13 | guys, girls...same thing
2003-03-13 | scrumptious chestnuts
2003-03-13 | Hypochondriacal Hypoxia
2003-03-13 | first update of 'room smells' trilogy
2003-03-11 | caramel delights!
2003-03-07 | WOO! ORIOLES!
2003-03-06 | booooooobs!
2003-02-26 | drugs
2003-02-15 | slut! whore! jezebel!
2003-01-31 | puke-age
2003-01-21 | finding oneself
2003-01-13 | first day back at school
2003-01-10 | dedicated to 'lena
2002-12-19 | QUIZZEZ DAMMIT!
2002-12-19 | hat quiz
2002-12-19 | forevers
2002-12-10 | quizzez up the arse
2002-12-09 | point by point commentary of billboard awards cuz i'm seriously too lazy to change the channel
2002-12-08 | UKUS!
2002-12-07 | badonkadonk
2002-12-04 | kill all men! kill all men!
2002-12-02 | barbie, calvin, regis
2002-12-02 | bricky!
2002-12-01 | mr subliminal rules!
2002-11-30 | fucker!
2002-11-29 | quizzez galore...ok i lied its not
2002-11-28 | real entry. long. depressed.
2002-11-28 | 1st real entry in tooooo long! dead babies within!
2002-11-28 | DAHMER!
2002-11-28 | woo-ee?
2002-11-28 | HMMMMM
2002-11-27 | more quizzez dammit
2002-11-26 | crispy m&m quiz
2002-11-26 | emo all the way baby
2002-11-25 | draaaagon
2002-11-25 | religion
2002-11-25 | hayden my love!
2002-11-25 | more quizzez goddammit!
2002-11-25 | mary kate and ashley expletive
2002-11-24 | bf, mermaidtimestwo, hobbit, ralph
2002-11-24 | store, shoe, hair and buffy quizzez
2002-11-24 | quizzez
2002-11-24 | tests
2002-11-23 | profoundly disturbed
2002-11-22 | more quizerinos!
2002-11-22 | cornFLAKES!
2002-11-22 | lots more QUIZZEZ! GOING CRAZY!
2002-11-22 | BING!
2002-11-22 | lots o' quizzes
2002-11-21 | quizzes
2002-11-21 | neptune
2002-11-21 | gwen
2002-11-21 | tom
2002-11-21 | juliette
2002-11-21 | oi
2002-11-21 | red dragon. ha!
2002-11-21 | aragorn's sword
2002-11-21 | atheist
2002-11-21 | kiss quiz
2002-11-21 | butch walker
2002-11-21 | rent quiz
2002-11-21 | 2nd try (1st) quiz
2002-11-21 | 2nd quiz
2002-11-21 | quizarooni
2002-11-20 | bleh of course
2002-11-20 | hulk
2002-11-19 | Bowie and disheartenment
2002-11-17 | moira
2002-11-16 | depression, despair...fun stuff
2002-11-16 | mother fucking cock shit
2002-11-15 | sleep in
2002-11-15 | kissy kissy!
2002-11-12 | needledick
2002-11-10 | ramble zone/preppy snob freakout
2002-11-08 | crap
2002-11-07 | we all scream for ice cream
2002-11-07 | hope
2002-11-07 | sore throat
2002-11-06 | wrong tube
2002-11-05 | hurty
2002-11-05 | CAT
2002-11-02 | scurvy
2002-11-02 | puke
2002-11-01 | shop til ya drop
2002-11-01 | where no man or woman has ever gone before